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kent_1848:
Have you ever tired a Polish Sausage?


Have you ever tired, get it tired?
And yah I just show my AOW card, a real chick magnet. :wink:
 
dlndavid:
Have you ever tired, get it tired?
And yah I just show my AOW card, a real chick magnet. :wink:

OOPS, well, you knew what I meant.

Do you say "Excuse me while I whip this out" when you show your AOW card :))
 
It's kind of like the tie the pork chop around the neck to get the dog to play with you, I keep my AOW card bungeed around my neck.
 
dlndavid:
It's kind of like the tie the pork chop around the neck to get the dog to play with you, I keep my AOW card bungeed around my neck.

Is that like, "Y'oughta shave yer dog's butt and teach him to walk backwards so you don't get overwhelmed by the competition." ?
 
Lil' Irish Temper:
dlndavid = chick magnet :D

What happened to that poor diver in your profile pix, did you finally manage to drown him???
 
ShakaZulu:
What happened to that poor diver in your profile pix, did you finally manage to drown him???


Took me awhile - but yeah, finally got the job done. :D
 
ShakaZulu:
What happened to that poor diver in your profile pix, did you finally manage to drown him???

OMG :11:
 

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