Cave No Way!!

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GDI

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Ok so this guy calls me up and wants to learn to cave dive. I think OK and start to question his motives and his back ground experience. As I talk to him I learn that he and his buddy are not even certified as OW let alone going for full cave. I was amazed at this call, just dumb founded to some degree

Actual Call

So in a short answer My response at that point in time goes something like this:

GDI: Sir, Did I hear you right? You want to be a cave diver and have yet to even learn the basic skills of the sport? You are not a certified scuba diver as of yet and want to do this all in three days?

(pause, deep breath)

Ok Sir it is not going to happen. Cave diving instruction does not happen in this fashion. If you can find an instructor who says they can do it please let me know because I guarantee they will not be teaching it much longer. I do not even teach basic open water classes in three days because I think students need more time to develop then what a three day wonder class can do. A cave class even if you were a certified open water diver would at best take a full eight ( count them= 8) days and that would be only if you had your act completely together. The equipment costs alone are very high, in the thousands of dollars.

Customer: We can do this we are told it takes only three days to learn to dive and we want to learn to cave dive at the same time.

GDI: Sir, NO it's not going to happen because of our standards and procedures. If you want to learn to scuba dive at the basic level I will still take a full week training everyday as a minimum and then we will see if you are anywhere near ready to start to learn to cave dive, I'd say don't count on it.

Customer: Ok I'll find someone else you don't seem to be the instructor I would want.
##*&$!

GDI: Good bye Sir

Now I have placed this here in this forum to point out that each level of diving takes time to learn, correctly. Also to make the point that some people see things on TV or somewhere and think that this is really cool and they want to do that. Diving is not like going out and getting fast food, skill and knowledge mastery, true mastery, takes time and practise. Please take your time to work on your skills and progress/advance smartly. The different agencies at all levles have standards and procedures. Each instructor has their own expectations of those standards and procedures. It appeared that this individual wants to be certified and may have called other cave instructors to which I am sure, had this occurred, the answer and the end result was the same.

The best thing you can do, is find a instructor who will discuss those standards and procedures with you and what the expectations are. Then attempt to match those expectations with your plan to become certified. This instructor should not be willing to just hand out a c-card just because you paid him for a scuba course. So when you are out there talking with your uncertified buddies tell them not to rush it. AS you plan your dive and dive your plan you should also plan your dive training and train to your plan.

In the interest of safety and my expectations I have no problem saying NO to students. But then I'm a ##*&$!


I'm still shaking my head:shakehead:
 
Thats like me calling NASA and telling them I want to be an astronaut in 3 days! Hah! Good luck, right?
 
whats scarey.... i strongly suspect they will find they instructor they want in doing this :shakehead:
 
Just more of the instant gratification, pill for everything world we live in today. Nobody wants to spend any time or effort or money, just expect it for free and easy. You were nicer than I would have been, I would have laughed in his face and hung up. Cave diving can be one of the most dangerous sports on the planet. With proper training and attitude it is not suicidal but it is certainly a challenging and unforgiving undertaking and for the foolhardy generally fatal. Good for you to say NO! Of course you said no, you have integrity.

N
 
Oh well, you can't save everyone. Just be glad you didn't get involved with any of their training because they sound like they would have been a pain to work with.
 
Like a Jiffy Lube employee told me one day. "Yesterday I could'nt spell mechanic, Today I are one.":shakehead:

Dave
 
EEgads. Cave in three days with no training! Sounds like somebody didn't do his homework.
 
Customer: We can do this we are told it takes only three days to learn to dive and we want to learn to cave dive at the same time.

Hey, you can easily learn the skills you need to dive into a cave in three days.

It's learning the skills you need to get back out again that takes longer. :rofl3:
 
That's awful....you're so backward!!!!!

Why couldn't you have given him one of those special "learn anything in your sleep" helmets!!!!

I don't know.....some people don't know it's 2070!!! :shakehead:
 
Ok so this guy calls me up and wants to learn to cave dive. ....
I'm still shaking my head:shakehead:

You must look like Lloyd Bridges; he received a LOT of similar requests in several Sea Hunt episodes!

They had a better chance of getting quickie training if they were blonde and/or proud chested!

Seriously, the newbie's question is naiive, not dumb. S/he needs to gain more information about SCUBA and cave requirements.

Nice to see enthusiasm for our hobby.

:coffee:
 

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