This is how they suck you in, don't listen to Bill.
Florida is just as bad you have always heard. Think of all the mosquitoes, ticks, spiders, sand fleas and no seeums that will miss out on having you around. Who will the alligator, snakes, big snapping turtles, snails, invasive pythons have to stare at? And brain eating amoeba, your brain is as good as anyones. And in winter, who will all the semi frozen giant lizards fall out of the trees on?
And THIS is a typical local businessman.
I'm 5th generation Floridian, believe me.
And the humidity. Can’t forget that. I was in cave country the last two Christmases. I swear if you looked at something the wrong way, it would start growing mold.