This is one of the most serious of techniques in diving that can injure a diver easily. PLEASE DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS TECHNIQUE ALONE OR WITHOUT A HIGHLY EXPERIENCED DIVER AND KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT AN SMB PERFECTLY . As stated PREFERABLY an instructor.
I have had several experiences helping divers untangle a deployed smb. They would have been seriously hurt each time.
If deployed shallow, the risk isexponential for harm by an experienced diver that has never shot one. There is so much to learn when shooting an smb in a drift especially. Sorry for the highjack
I don't want to nitpik here, because I think we pretty much agree. I just think your post goes a little over the top in stating the difficulty, I don't think that is "one of the most serious of techniques ... that can injure a diver easily." There are risks, but no more than any other risk of losing buoyancy control. IMO it is also risky to surface in an area with boat traffic without an SMB. The main thing is to ensure you don't get tangled in the line. There are probably better explanations, but, here is how I deploy...
1. Remove the SMB and clip it to the spool (if it isn't already). Do not clip either the SMB or the spool to any part of your body.
2. Place a small puff of air in the SMB. This will allow you to work with the SMB without it floating all over the place
3. Go ever so slightly negative (basically I want to be neutral with a larger than normal volume of air in my lungs).
4. Remove reg and inflate the SMB. It does not need to be full as the air will expand as the SMB rises, the deeper you are the less air you need to put into the SMB.
5. Release the SMB. In warm water I may put a finger in the finger spool. In cold water with dry gloves I just lightly hold the spool. Some may not even hold the spool as a delrin spool is pretty neutral
6. Replace regulator
7. When SMB reaches the surface, tighten the line. Again, do not at any time clip the SMB or spool to your body. If the line gets tangled, etc, you can always drop the spool.
8. Ascend reeling up the spool as you go. Keep only as much tension on the line as neccessary to keep the SMB upright.
Some will use their octo or bcd inflator to inflate the SMB, it depends on the style of your SMB. I like the oral inflation method, because it is easy to maintain buoyancy. Gas coming out of your lungs goes into the SMB netting out to approx. the same volume until the SMB is deployed.
There are a ton of video's on youtube that will show you the process, but as long as you didn't arrive for your diving on a short bus, any diver with decent buoyancy control should be able to deploy an SMB with a little practice. Should you practice in a pool or other controlled environment, absolutely. Just don't be scared off thinking it is an advanced skill. They should be teaching this in OW.
Firstdive, what did the divers who got tangled do to screw up so badly? Was it this guy
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Not saying its impossible, but there shouldn't really be a time that there isn't tension on the line, if done properly it shouldn't be hard not to get all tangled up.