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Kids carry condoms in their wallet, us mature folks carry Imodium. Guess which get used more often.
If that doesn't work skip the buddy diving and moved discreetly out of visibility and practice the Warhammer, then swim like hell from the scene of the crime
If you are unsure of the technique don't worry some a$$hole with a Gopro will capture it and critique your style on the internet