But I poop in the late morning (serious question)

[Wookie]

I'm telling you folks, once every 5 days to a week is the answer.

 

[ofg-1]

 

[Jimchris]

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Argon Masking makes great silicone paint/powder coat plugs of all shapes, sizes and colors

 

[Russjstewart]

Go places where you can do afternoon dives,

 

[wetb4igetinthewater]

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Hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[gopbroek]

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Little green cork

Kids carry condoms in their wallet, us mature folks carry Imodium. Guess which get used more often.
If that doesn't work skip the buddy diving and moved discreetly out of visibility and practice the Warhammer, then swim like hell from the scene of the crime
If you are unsure of the technique don't worry some a$$hole with a Gopro will capture it and critique your style on the internet

 

[WarrenZ]

This thread is almost as good as the condom cath pee valve thread.