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CenTexDivin:A blonde, a brunette, and redhead walk into a bar. They ask for the specials and the bartender names a few drinks and then tells them about a magic mirror in the bathroom.
Appearently, if anyone looked deep into the mirror and then said something honest about themselves, they'd get whatever they wanted. However, if they lied, then they would disappear into thin air, never to be heard from again.
The brunette went first and looked deep into the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the bar!" and then *poof*! A million dollars in a briefcase appears beside her.
Next the redhead went to the bathroom, looked deep into the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the bar." *poof* Priceless jewelry appears all around her.
Overly jealous, the blond runs to the bathroom, looks deeply into the mirror and says, "I think..." and *poof* she disappears, never to be heard from again.