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A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of 24 very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires".

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.... and WON! (Stay with me.)

In delivering the ruling , the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated, nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire," without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and decided to pay $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...........

After the lawyer cashed the reimbursement check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

 
During a trial a witness for the defense was being cross examined
and the lawyer asked a question followed by the statement:

"And I remind you Mister ... that you are under oath".

The witness replied "I am well away of that counselor, as I am well aware
that you are NOT under oath."
 
Green_Manelishi:
During a trial a witness for the defense was being cross examined
and the lawyer asked a question followed by the statement:

"And I remind you Mister ... that you are under oath".

The witness replied "I am well away of that counselor, as I am well aware
that you are NOT under oath."


I dont get it?????

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This winter it was really cold where I live.

"Well, how cold was it?"

"It was so cold that I actually saw a lawyer standing on the corner with

his hands in his own pockets."
 
cancun mark:
I dont get it?????

.

Lawyers are not under oath to tell (part of) the truth, the whole truth or anything resembling the truth.
 
Green_Manelishi:
Lawyers are not under oath to tell (part of) the truth, the whole truth or anything resembling the truth.

yep. I guess that's what I meant.


Neither are cops.

But either of them can lie and get away with it legally but if you do then they can charge you with it. That's something that's not right in our justice system.
 
mike_s:
yep. I guess that's what I meant.


Neither are cops.

But either of them can lie and get away with it legally but if you do then they can charge you with it. That's something that's not right in our justice system.
Lets not go there people :wink:

Good joke, sure H2Andy would love it too, he seems to enjoy the lawyer jokes. However that is the first thought that went through my mind about arson....
 
mike_s:
Neither are cops.

My point is that witnesses are under oath to tell the truth, the lawyers are not.
Whether or not the witness tells the truth is something different.
 
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