I have put a few jokes on this board and some have been a little distasteful for which i apolozise.I hope this one does not offend in any way .
At 3am in the morning a couple are fast asleep in thier bed when they are suddenly woken up by a loud banging on thier front door.The man gets up puts on his robe and angerly wanders down stairs and opens the front door.Standing in front of him is this man who is drunk
"I am sorry to wake up at this time of night but i was wondering if you could help me by giving me a push "
The now really angry the man says "No" and slams the door in his face.
On getting back upstairs and about to get back into bed his wife enquires who was at the door,"only some strange guy looking for a push and i told him to get lost"
The wife says "Remember when we were driving across France and we broke down in the middle of no where and did not the the locals help us get the car working,they did that from there own kindness. I really think you should help the guy".
The man now relents a bit "Yeah your right I'll see if can help him"
After putting on his clothes he wanders down stairs and opens the front and steps outside into the darkness "hello are you still out there i come to help give you a push"
A voice comes back from the dark night .....
"Yeah i'm over here sitting on your swing"
At 3am in the morning a couple are fast asleep in thier bed when they are suddenly woken up by a loud banging on thier front door.The man gets up puts on his robe and angerly wanders down stairs and opens the front door.Standing in front of him is this man who is drunk
"I am sorry to wake up at this time of night but i was wondering if you could help me by giving me a push "
The now really angry the man says "No" and slams the door in his face.
On getting back upstairs and about to get back into bed his wife enquires who was at the door,"only some strange guy looking for a push and i told him to get lost"
The wife says "Remember when we were driving across France and we broke down in the middle of no where and did not the the locals help us get the car working,they did that from there own kindness. I really think you should help the guy".
The man now relents a bit "Yeah your right I'll see if can help him"
After putting on his clothes he wanders down stairs and opens the front and steps outside into the darkness "hello are you still out there i come to help give you a push"
A voice comes back from the dark night .....
"Yeah i'm over here sitting on your swing"
