Bad Boat Names

[The Chairman]

Chum-O-Matic

Red Tide

Fin Pivot

Tickle Stick

Don't Conch out...

Conch'queror or Conch'quistador

Chronic Conch

Da Benz

DIR Crazy

Miss Illaneous

Dive Hard (the movie)

Jaws breaker

"A Moray" (you know, "Amore")

Grouper snot

Ocean Hag

Whale done

Missed stop

notawreckyet

futurewreckdive

R-We-Wreck-Yet?

Dead Wreckoning

The Dive Table

And of course the best (or at least the most appropriate)...

"The Stone Fish"

 

[Spectre]

NetDoc once bubbled...
And of course the best (or at least the most appropriate)...

"The Stone Fish"

I like that one!

since your in florida... how's about:

Manatee Marker

 

[Natasha]

Pete you kill me! What a mind you have there.
How about Stone Cold ..or my first choice way back ..Rolling Stone?

 

[Spectre]

Natasha once bubbled...
Rolling Stone?

Sinking Stone
Broken Stone
Stoned
Stone Soup
Stoney
Stoner
No Moss
Rosetta Stone

 

[Zept]

I like Stonefish. Rolling Stone makes me think about being seasick... I hate boats that roll!

Z

 

[DameDykker]

Once saw a boat with this name, but you can use it too:

Unsinkable II

 

[pt40fathoms]

I'm kinda partial to:

LEEKEE

or

OILSLYK

or maybe

EGGSHELL

for bad boat names.

 

[Ajax]

Deep Six!!!!!

A shrimp boat that I used to see parked next to the boat launch. Sank during tropical storm allyson.

 

[MNScuba]

Going Down

 

[Drew Sailbum]

a group of four friends had just bought a boat.

They considered Catch and Release but settled on Four Play.