Bad Boat Names

[O-ring]

Bad names...

Body Evac

Med Evac

Body Recovery

CNS Hit

Oxtox

Accident Analysis

OOA

CESA

Embolism

Contaminated Air

Burst Disk Failure

 

[TropiGal]

1atm

 

[Stone]

Natasha once bubbled...
Stone:
I thought you said you had to name it after Candy's business or something like that, for the right off. No?
If no, I like Rick's name the best so far.

We were going to name it Candy's business name (Magnificent Relief), but we decided the name was too long. The "write-off" on a $100 paint job is only about $30, so that's not a big enough incentive either.

"Surface Interval" is already one of our favorites and it's not out of the running (it falls in the "kind of long" category, and the longer the name, the smaller the letters).

 

[GearHead]

Stone once bubbled...
But I was really looking for bad dive boat names.

Humph, I though my suggestions were sufficiently lame.

 

[squirrel]

sea level

 

[tchil01]

I guess "Future Dive Site" isn't a good choice...

Just kidding of course. That's too long

Ty

 

[Zept]

...the short version of Ty's suggestion: Wreck

 

[kelpmermaid]

jonnythan once bubbled...
"Bottom Time" with the outline of an attractive woman next to it?

Not very PC, but not highly offensive either.

Hmmm...depends upon whom you ask...

But there is a local dive boat called the "Bottom Scratcher." How's that for nasty?

 

[jonnythan]

kelpmermaid once bubbled...


Hmmm...depends upon whom you ask...

But there is a local dive boat called the "Bottom Scratcher." How's that for nasty?

Haha, I like that one. I meant it's not as offensive as, say, Down Syndrome

 

[MissAmberDiva]

Booty Sniffer
Booty Pirate
Da Booty
Big Booty
Booty Man
Booty Woman - for that matter