Rooster1
Guest
never mind those other not so good names, I have the best of all...can't go wrong with this one cuz I'm in it.......Drum roll please
ROOSTERS TALE
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ROOSTERS TALE
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Bad Boat Names
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Florida_boy
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Barf'o'matic. Seafood.
The sheister. Dead weight.
Fish burger. D'you smell somethin?
Mayday. Tanked-up.
Salty dog. Get wet II.
Beer keg. Overboard.
Please start! Moldmobile.
Crabmachine. Bustin' thru.
Dorsal fin. the Bathmobile.
Captain Crunch. Do me II.
Not my fault. In the drink.
and last.... REEFMAKER.
The sheister. Dead weight.
Fish burger. D'you smell somethin?
Mayday. Tanked-up.
Salty dog. Get wet II.
Beer keg. Overboard.
Please start! Moldmobile.
Crabmachine. Bustin' thru.
Dorsal fin. the Bathmobile.
Captain Crunch. Do me II.
Not my fault. In the drink.
and last.... REEFMAKER.
Windknot
Contributor
Rock
Rock The Boat
( The Hues Corporation )
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat
Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat
Up to now we sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock The Boat
( The Hues Corporation )
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat
Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat
Up to now we sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Mouth Breather old
Contributor
Saw a fishing boat with the name "Bite Me" and a sail boat named "Blow Me". Very funny until I started laughing and my young daughter asked me to explain the meanings.
I told her that "Blow Me" was funny because; "Ummm...well....you know....it's a sailboat and uh, it needs wind to blow on it to move."
Daughters response was, "Duh dad, that's soooo obvious!"
Mouth Breather
I told her that "Blow Me" was funny because; "Ummm...well....you know....it's a sailboat and uh, it needs wind to blow on it to move."
Daughters response was, "Duh dad, that's soooo obvious!"
Mouth Breather
Dectek
Guest
My first boat was the "Happy Hooker" a fishing boat and my second was the "Fugly Floater". It was a ski boat. My buddy named his " Sin or Swim" and it was a party boat.
I consider all three bad names.
I consider all three bad names.
bwerb
Hoser/English Translator, eh
Beaver Squeezer
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:spank:
Wreck Ranger
Guest
Couldn't think of anything else but:
Bent over (Board)
Back-Bent
Who needs a Deco!
Bent over (Board)
Back-Bent
Who needs a Deco!
I guess 100days suggestion would be in REALLY small letters and would probably be over-budget, too.
You could always shorten "Surface Interval" to SI - Big letters , little budget.
"SI is OK" ?
Anyway, good luck!
Todd
You could always shorten "Surface Interval" to SI - Big letters , little budget.
"SI is OK" ?
Anyway, good luck!
Todd
bottom_sucker
Contributor
Heard group of buddies talking in marina bar talking about naming their boat "No Fat Chicks". They were talking extra loud to make sure the table of women across the bar heard them. Well the women did and replied that their boat was going to be named "No Small Dicks". Gee, hope I can say that here.
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