That's good too.
Joking about paranoia aside, it really comes down to a "form follows function" decision for me. If I see a functional reason to wear a suit that is green on one side, red on the other, has electric purple patches on the legs, and a reflective white hood, then I'm going to swallow my pride and be the dork wearing the clown suit.
Drop the functional blather and I'd be wearing black. I love black.
I can honestly say that I have never looked at another diver and thought "you look like a dork"

I happen to like black, and also find it very easy to find scuba gear in black
