Started this on the fixitboard. Got a few laughs, so I thought we could continue the discussion here!
Ok, so I know there's DIR, PADI, NAUI, GUE, YMCA, etc... These are all certfying agencies, right (ok, maybe not, but let me continue...)
But, what really matters is your style, or rather, choice of dives. Herein the question lies: Are you a Cheap *** Beach Bum or a Warm Water Wussie? (hereafter refered to as a CABB diver or Triple W diver).
The former (CABB) dives a lot (off the beach, so he/she is only paying for the air fill), usually in cold or temperate waters, may occassionally go on a boat, but generally looks for a good local deal (not travel), and wears their wetsuit until the holes are big enough for full grown Black Sea Bass to swim through.
The latter (WWW) may rarely dive, however, does go on exotic dive travel to ONLY warm tropical waters with lots of "pretty, colorful fishies." :10:
So, which are you and why? :06:

Ok, so I know there's DIR, PADI, NAUI, GUE, YMCA, etc... These are all certfying agencies, right (ok, maybe not, but let me continue...)
But, what really matters is your style, or rather, choice of dives. Herein the question lies: Are you a Cheap *** Beach Bum or a Warm Water Wussie? (hereafter refered to as a CABB diver or Triple W diver).
The former (CABB) dives a lot (off the beach, so he/she is only paying for the air fill), usually in cold or temperate waters, may occassionally go on a boat, but generally looks for a good local deal (not travel), and wears their wetsuit until the holes are big enough for full grown Black Sea Bass to swim through.
The latter (WWW) may rarely dive, however, does go on exotic dive travel to ONLY warm tropical waters with lots of "pretty, colorful fishies." :10:
So, which are you and why? :06: