If becoming a DM is really that important to you, then CO is not the place to pursue your dream. Nobody should be criticizing you for pursuing something you are truly passionate about. I think it's great. But it sounds like you are looking for some kind of easy solution or compromise, where you can live in CO and somehow work your way toward DM. I'm sure it can be done and has been done, but if that's a satisfactory route for you then it sounds like you are not truly passionate about this goal you have stated. If that's what you call satisfactory, then I agree with those who recommend you just dive in lakes and on vacations out of state whenever you get the chance--just like any other new diver--and then see where that takes you. With such a slow route, it's possible you might lose your drive after a couple of years of it and want to devote your time to something other than diving.
If you really really want to be a DM, then I say grab the bull by the horns. Scrape together $2,500, take a month off from work, fly to Honduras, rent a room in someone's house, live cheaply, and work your way through the DM course as you build experience. This route has been disparagingly called "zero to hero," but as a divemaster-in-training you will get in several hundred dives and otherwise gain good experience doing DM work.