A Non-Texas Question....

[martinjc]

What's wrong with lingering in the 'linger'ie section of the department store?? Isn't that why they spell it that way??

My wife used to be a manager for a lingerie dept of a large dept store in NY - I spent many days/evenings lingering in her department waiting for her to get off from work. You can learn so many cool girl-things eavsdropping on the conversations <S>. On a number of occassions I was even asked my opinion by lady shoppers.."Do you think my husband would prefer this or that"...etc. It was fun! (I could imagine the conversation later that evening at home - "Honey - do you like it? A nice young man helped me pick it out this afternoon at the store...") LOL

 

[joewr]

Well, Ontario Diver,

We may not use "u"s as much as youse guys, but I believe "tongue" is spelled the same on both sides of the Atlantic and both sides of the border.

And that must have been one hell of bar you were in: The Alamo is in San Antonio--just down the road from the Crockett Hotel--which has one classy bar and dining room!

Joewr (from the Bear Flag Republic--a true Californiano)

 

[TexasMike]

Tom,

I think we've solved the problem with your shorty wetsuit! Thigh High Stockings! Now we just have to attach the 6-inch spike heels to your fins. (and I can picture the look that Michelle is giving me for just suggesting such a thing LOL :devilish: )


--(Singing, "I'm just a sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror) TexasMike

 

[TwoBitTxn]

Too bad you didn't know me or my best friend in college...


Tom

 

[TexasMike]

Oooooooh....I gotta hear this one...I'll be sure to remind you during a surfce interval this weekend.

 

[Corsair]

If any of you boys even *think* of wearing sexier dive outfits than me I'll claw your eyes out!<g>

High heel fins? Well, the heels do force your feet into line with the leg. Could be a bonus.

 

[Seawolf]

That last post was NOT Corsair, but Seawolf. (as is this in case the computer decides I'm not me again...which I am, Nyaahh!)

 

[BetterLateThannever]

...Seawolf. I read and re-read that one hoping I was missing something..

 

[Corsair]

Just to make sure none of you wiseguys get the WRONG IDEA (and yes, I know I'm gonna catch hell for that last post this weekend): Seawolf is my wife. Somehow or other, she accidentally posted under my login. Oops. <g>


Kinda wondered about myself there for a moment :bonk:

 

[joewr]

SeaWolf/Corsair or Corsair/SeaWolf,

Your names are community property--remember this Board originates in Southern California--so your names belong to both of you. Now, the original BLT(not the sandwich) had just been working on a site in which the subject of cross-dressed transvestite divers came up and, so, naturally he got confused by you guys--er...you guy and gal.

I hope that explains it all--except for the penalty for not knowing how to log in properly. Did you ever hear of the Warhammer Manuever? Well--aw, the original BLT(not the sandwich), could you explain it? You are closer to Mississippi than I am.

Joewr, representing the management--until they catch up with me