Welshman
senior member
A 90 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual check up.
"How are you feeling?" asks the doctor.
The 90 year old says "I've never felt better. I have a 17 year old bride who is pregnant with our first child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a minute and begins:
"I've a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was going hunting but in his haste instead of picking up his gun he accidentally picked up his umbrella. When he got to the creek he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised the umbrella and went: "Bang! Bang!" and the beaver fell over dead."
"What do you think about that?" asks the doctor.
"I'd say someone else shot that beaver" says the 90 year old.
"My point exactly" replies the doctor.
"How are you feeling?" asks the doctor.
The 90 year old says "I've never felt better. I have a 17 year old bride who is pregnant with our first child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a minute and begins:
"I've a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was going hunting but in his haste instead of picking up his gun he accidentally picked up his umbrella. When he got to the creek he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised the umbrella and went: "Bang! Bang!" and the beaver fell over dead."
"What do you think about that?" asks the doctor.
"I'd say someone else shot that beaver" says the 90 year old.
"My point exactly" replies the doctor.
