Tigerman
Contributor
Guess its a good thing I was in the army...
Captain: Do you want to make a jump? (they are offshore on his boat)
SEAL: Is there something down there that needs to blow up or die?
Captain: Not really
SEAL: Then why would I want to get wet?
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Oh and btw.. If you see me running from an explosive device - you really should try to keep up
