Corrupt-a-Wish

[Olsen_No]

I wish for a good nights sleep.

granted but your snoring keeps everyone within a 1km radius wide awake..

I wish for perfect buoyancy control

 

[sena_akutsa]

I wish for perfect buoyancy control

granted, but you can't compensate ears below 3 m / 10 ft , making that depth "your limit"

I wish water being "always clear" , perfect viz on each dive site I visit.

 

[chaad]

I wish water being "always clear

but you're followed around at every dive site by a baby shark who blasts the song Baby Shark on underwater speakers on repeat.

I wish for my tank to magically never run out of air.

 

[Bubblesong]

but you're followed around at every dive site by a baby shark who blasts the song Baby Shark on underwater speakers on repeat.

I wish for my tank to magically never run out of air.

Yay! Your tank never runs out of air that smells like armpit!

Wish i could scuba dive the lost city of Atlantis!

 

[SeanDavid702]

Granted, but you’re stuck down there giving guided tours to ghost tourists for eternity.


I wish I could talk to dolphins and understand what they’re saying.

 

[Bubblesong]

Granted, but you’re stuck down there giving guided tours to ghost tourists for eternity.


I wish I could talk to dolphins and understand what they’re saying.

Granted but all they say is “ So long and thanks for all the fish!”
(however, If you have not read the book Hitchhikers guide to the Universe, then instead they will tell you your wetsuit makes you look fat)

I wish I could find all they cute baby critters!