Corrupt-a-Wish

[Olsen_No]

I wish for a good nights sleep.

granted but your snoring keeps everyone within a 1km radius wide awake..

I wish for perfect buoyancy control

 

[sena_akutsa]

I wish for perfect buoyancy control

granted, but you can't compensate ears below 3 m / 10 ft , making that depth "your limit"

I wish water being "always clear" , perfect viz on each dive site I visit.

 

[chaad]

I wish water being "always clear

but you're followed around at every dive site by a baby shark who blasts the song Baby Shark on underwater speakers on repeat.

I wish for my tank to magically never run out of air.

 

[Bubblesong]

but you're followed around at every dive site by a baby shark who blasts the song Baby Shark on underwater speakers on repeat.

I wish for my tank to magically never run out of air.

Yay! Your tank never runs out of air that smells like armpit!

Wish i could scuba dive the lost city of Atlantis!