Nude diving?

[Stoo]

But the soprano singing might make up for it!

LOL. Is that what you call the high-pitched shrieking???

 

[Shoots the World]

If you are looking for somewhere that caters to nude diving, Hedonism in Jamaica has a dive boat that goes out every day

 

[Nemrod]

I guess it could be a logical progression of Hogarthian Minimalism.

 

[wetb4igetinthewater]

Not in my area

 

[Knockneed Man]

Yeah f that. In Belize I had a three foot remora try to attach to my junk for 40 minutes of an hour long dive. At first I was trying to swat it away and doing 360’s and barrel rolls, but it kept coming back.. it finally became a boxing match and I had to deal it several solid blows. I tried to console myself that it was a female and I’m just that good looking, but I kept coming to the realization I’m just a big fat whale

 

[BlueTrin]

You beat me to it.

Also, the Bobbit worm.

If introduced in our local lake, it would help to improve visibility and reduce silting.

 

[pchrisla]

It's all fun and games until you have to swim through jelly's to get back to the boat in the Gulf!

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

scuba diving naked is like eating a buffet lunch at a strip club.

waayyyyyyy too much can go wrong.

 

[PBcatfish]

Yeah f that. In Belize I had a three foot remora try to attach to my junk for 40 minutes of an hour long dive. At first I was trying to swat it away and doing 360’s and barrel rolls, but it kept coming back.. it finally became a boxing match and I had to deal it several solid blows. I tried to console myself that it was a female and I’m just that good looking, but I kept coming to the realization I’m just a big fat whale

Remoras usually attach themselves to relatively flat surfaces. They usually try to eat things that are shaped like a 4-8" mullet.

 

[Knockneed Man]

Alright so I do have a flat stomach and an eight inch mullet. I was trying to be humble!!