The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
This Sunday and Monday, Elena and I will be offering the incredibly rare Hurricane Diver Specialty Certification. Don't miss this opportunity to try your hand at:
- Fin pivots out of the water
- Fish ID while looking out of your window
- Boat bail outs
- Water and food hoarding
- Effective hunkering down
- Creative hunkering down
- Non-silting mop propulsion
- Missile avoidance
- How to board a residence (not the same as boarding a boat)
- Light reading
- Listening to weather briefings
- Proper hand holds when the wind approaches 80mph
- Optimal techniques for kissing your butt goodbye