Either way, if I can breath at least one (but possibly more) time either from the BCD or the regulator(s) -I never said I would avoid them like the plague- I do not see any reason why I shouldn't do that and therefore surface at a safer speed. If there is no immediate risk of drowning, why should I increase the risks of DCS?
You said you find the BCD choice interesting. I'll explain what I think, which is only my opinion of course: I have an OOA so no air is coming from (both) regulators for any reason whatsoever. I do not know whether there is any air left in them and/or in the tank which will be available at shallower depths. Maybe yes, maybe not. But I DO know however there must be some air left in the BCD since I know how much weight I carry when I dive, hence the BCD choice.
Good that you are thinking this through. A couple of points to consider:
1. Unless you are very much over-weighted, you will get very little benefit in time from the air in your BCD. There really should not be very much in there, especially at the end of your dive with a (near) empty tank. Under those circumstances, your BCD should be very nearly empty. The amount of extra time you buy will certainly make no difference for DCS.
2. You will certainly get air from your tank as you ascend--it's simple physics. But you have to have your regulator in your moth to get it.
3. The 60 FPM ascent rate used to be the industry standard until relatively recently. Studies by DAN and others indicated that 30 FPM is better, but 60 FPM is still a perfectly acceptable ascent rate for normal diving. The PADI tables were calculated on that ascent rate, and if you are within recreational limits, you would be doing a normal ascent with a 60 FPM CESA according to the PADI tables. You will have very little DCS risk at normal recreational depths and times.
4. If you are as deep as we are discussing, you should normally have a tough breath or two before you are OOA, giving you time to realize what is happening and begin your ascent with a breath. With modern regulators this is less likely to be true than in the past, but you still should have some warning. (At shallower depths it is more likely to be a sudden loss of air.)
5. Just a reminder that you have O2 in your blood and won't actually need to breathe for a while. I have been told 1-1 1/2 minutes worth.
6. Finally, if you are really in a situation where you are as desperately out of air as you suggest, then the ascent rate and the requirement to exhale become less important. If you have absolutely no air in your lungs, you don't have to worry about lung over-expansion. You are now a candidate for a buoyant ascent, which means dropping your weights and allowing the little bit of air in your BCD to help propel you to the surface.