Was saving up for a FFM, DPV, and a Meg but decided, "ah what the hell"
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A swing and a miss! Where are you trying to go with that statement?

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Was saving up for a FFM, DPV, and a Meg but decided, "ah what the hell"
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Brian,
Neutral at the end of the dive has nothing to do with it. It is the negative bouyancy at the most negative part of the dive that matters, which would be on descent, where a run away descent scenario is most likely to happen. This is especially important on blue water wall dives, and there are accidents documented where this has happened. Swimming up empty AL80's would not require a whole lot of effort, and isn't a pratical example. And since you'd like to call me out on this, let's go do the Lowrance together, descend, put in maybe 10 minutes of BT to accrue some decompression obligation, empty your wing, and watch you come up from the sand and do your stops without a form of backup bouyancy, since you consider your rig to be balanced. When you have a leg cramp from kicking vertically during your ascent and stops, would you like some help? Or, would your cavalier attitude get you through? I can hear the bubbles forming in your joints as I type this.
Was saving up for a FFM, DPV, and a Meg but decided, "ah what the hell"![]()
Excuse me? Where did I quote you in that post? It wasn't even my post. LOL
The dilusion continues. You're on a roll. Keep going.![]()
And if you think my attitude toward technical diving is cavalier, you've made a serious error in judgement.
ZERO aborted/missed dives because I use overly complicated gear that's far more prone to failure for simple/basic "tech-light" dives where OC is perfectly fine.
I'll take this as a slight on rebreathers. When you want to have pro/con discussion about OC vs CC, feel free to start a thread.
Imagine this:
You are diving a deep wall off Cayman in a 3mm wetsuit with double AL80's. Your wing fails at the threads between the inflation hose and the bladder making maintaining bouyancy with the wing virtually impossible. Any air added just easily escapes out as you add it. All this is happening while you are kicking feverishly to maintain depth due to being negative from the doubles fairly early in the dive. You are sinking against the kick initially at a rate of 30 feet per minute as you deploy your bag. Instead of clipping the snapbolt to your crotch d-ring, you decide to attach it to your reel and blow it to the surface. The bag rises above you and the line jumps the spool, tangling with the force of 50lbs pulling against your mass.
What do you do?
1. Go for a ride and get bent?
2. Cut the line/let go of the reel, and start your descent into the abyss?
3. Did you bring a backup bag and reel to replace the primary in such an event?
None of these are good options in this scenario, which is not fantasy. The appropriate way to use a lift bag to control bouyancy is to handle it the same way you would your other forms of bouyancy. Keep it close to the body so you are in control at all times. A proper 50lb lift bag will have a stainless steel snap bolt at the bottom of the lifting strap. You clip it to the crotch d-ring, add enough gas to it to stop the descent, then gather your wits. At this point, you will not need to add any more gas to the bag, as Boyle's Law will take care of the rest. You slowly give a few kicks to rise just a few feet in the water column, just as you would if you still had use of your wing; all while keeping the bag close to your chest, anchored at the crotch d-ring, and one hand stabilizing the top of the bag and the other hand on the OPRV at the top of the bag. As you rise a few feet, you burp the OPRV, and repeat with a few kicks.
This is any easy task with practice. I've had to do it for another reason I will explain in another post if anyone wants to hear it. Shooting the bag to the surface and reeling yourself up is not an option. Try it, and you will see that you are not going to be able to turn the spool against all that mass, even while kicking your heart out. You will very quickly tire. You need the gas in the bag to lift you, not your arms and fingers on a tiny line and spindle.
OP and Web Monkey (also I believe) are bothing talking SMB's, not lift bags.
OP and Web Monkey (also I believe) are bothing talking SMB's, not lift bags.