Would you rather?

[DivingDogDoc]

what's up with the poor spotted owls sibermike? you keep eating them

read, i'd go crazier trapped inside my mind with only myself to talk to, wait i do that anyway

have no hope or no faith

 

[clifftondiver]

no faith. at least disappointment would be minimized.

Would you rather be the only crazy person in a sane world, or the only sane person in a crazy world?

 

[DivingDogDoc]

Again, this is my life, but at least as the only crazy person, incompetence doesn't drive you insane.

Pill stuck in your throat or hot pepper up your nose?

 

[santafejoe]

Hot pepper up my nose.
Broken finger or broken foot ?

 

[Hockeynut]

broken finger

eyeball popped out or tongue cut out

 

[DivingDogDoc]

eyeball, gotta spare.

eat earwax or bellybutton lint
sorry couldn't help myself

 

[santafejoe]

ear wax
Break your leg playing hockey or playing football

 

[Hockeynut]

playing football

eat a can of worms or eat a can of bugs

 

[DivingDogDoc]

worms
cook or clean the house

 

[santafejoe]

Cook
Change your oil in your car or let some else do it