worst pun ever

[Cacia]

:no.... ugh.....

 

[plife]

:voskl1: :voskl1: :voskl1: :voskl1:

Houston, we have a problem....

 

[Thalassamania]

Oh God .... I can't take the PUNishment, there'll be no PUNdits for that one!

 

[freediver]

....and then there was the guy that entered the pun contest hoping to win the grand prize. He had ten brilliant puns that he hoped would stand a chance but not a single pun took the prize. No pun in ten did.

 

[fishb0y]

Yikes... this should be the stuff the moderators are erasing...

 

[mrjimboalaska]

way too much to handle...................

 

[Tamas]

"My cat's breah smells like catfood, he-he"

 

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

Marc

 

[Jcsgt]

A botanist had just returned from an expedition to the South
Pacific Islands and was dicussing their adventures with their
colleagues back at the university where they taught.

"What was the most exciting discovery you found there?", asked a
fellow professor.

One of them replied, "The people native to this one island had
discovered the most amazing cure for constipation. Using only the
leafs of the local palm trees they concocted a suppository which
quickly cured the ailment."

Another professor asked, "A palm leaf suppository? Did it really
work?"

Replied the botanist, "With fronds like these...who needs enemas."

Marc

This is REALLY bad. Did I mention I was home with the STOMACH FLU, today?:shakehead

 

[H2Andy]

why did the leech want to go to art school?

he was good at drawing blood