who would you rather tangle with

who would you rather fight?

  • a pit bull

    Votes: 5 13.9%
  • four drunk frat boys

    Votes: 13 36.1%
  • a runaway school bus

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Dick Cheney

    Votes: 9 25.0%
  • a possessed little girl

    Votes: 7 19.4%

  • Total voters
    36

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H2Andy

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you are armed with a .357 revolver, a can of orange juice (frozen), and
two dollars in small change.

pick your fight!
 
Andy, you need a client, badly . . . .

the K
 
lol

we were having fun in another thread, thought i'd branch out

so... what's your choice, K?
 
Cheney . . .
I know he can't hit what he's shooting at!

the K
 
H2Andy:
you are armed with a .357 revolver, a can of orange juice (frozen), and
two dollars in small change.

pick your fight!

I assume when you say little girl, you mean short.. I'm thinking 5'4", attractive, someone who would look good in a Playboy magazine... gotta go with the girl! :gr1:
 
i notice that our friend the pit bull is getting a wide berth
 
ok, let's try a thought experiment:

pit bull vs. school bus


oh the pain... the agony...

:wink:
 
Aw... Kicking four drunken college kids' azzes just seems like recreation, to me.

I'll take the pitbull. If the .357 didn't stop him, I'd beat him to a bloody pulp with the can of frozen orange juice and choke him to death with the small change. He'd be the world's most animated piggybank.
 
I'm with FW on the pitbull. Wouldn't feel any remorse about taking an attacking animal down. Wouldn't feel that much remorse for the four frat boys either, but with only six shots, one or two might get through in a rush. And, K, it's just possible that Cheny wasn't aiming at the old man. :)
 

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