Where can I buy a banana hammock/speedo with a dive flag on it

[FLY6584]

Newbie here,

I am having the hardest time finding a banana hammock that is all red with a white stripe. I've seen the dive flag swim suits, but I can't seem to find a dive flag speedo.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[USCG flyer]

Ok, I can't help with that, but I just have to say that's the greatest first post I've seen on any kind of forum!

 

[NorCalDawg]

Possibly the greatest first post of all time.

 

[FLY6584]

werd.

no really I need to find one. me and some of my buddies started a dive team. It's called Team Banana Hammock Dive Team. Every year we go down to the keys for lobster season (mini and regular) and the team wears matching banana hammocks. All of our girlfriends are always on the boat so there is no question about sexual orrientation. Haha.

We get tons of attention, especially at the marina. Chicks love it. They think its so cool that we have the confidence to sport em.

I would highly recommend starting a team of your own. This year the "team" decided we were going to go with dive flag banana hammocks, but we can't find any.

help!

 

[FLY6584]

Possibly the greatest first post of all time.

Hey Dawgdiver,

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!! How you feeling after last years beating? You coming to this years game. It's in Auburn.

 

[Jim Lapenta]

Buy red ones and get out the white duct tape!

 

[Jason B]

And for everyones sake, hopefully a post that goes unanswered.....

You even call it a banana hammock yourself - what's up with that.

Friends don't let friends where speedos!!

Welcome to ScubaBoard.

 

[FLY6584]

Buy red ones and get out the white duct tape!

There's an idea.:lol:

 

[NorCalDawg]

Hey Dawgdiver,

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!! How you feeling after last years beating? You coming to this years game. It's in Auburn.

Yup... assuming i get tickets for it, I'll be there....


...fully clothed :14:

 

[SparticleBrane]

Are you sure it isn't a vienna sausage hammock?
...slow pitch over the plate...