paulthenurse
Contributor
So I just dug my passport out of the dresser drawer. 19 days and counting to Little Cayman.
And as I see it, I've got two problems:
1. We are going to be in Little Cayman on Sunday and I'm going to miss the Pats game. I've already started to think of ways to start sweetalking Ishouldknowbetter into having a child that we can name Lawrece Moroney, and although I'm not holding my breath, I'm holding on to some hope. Please tell me that they have The NFL Ticket in Little Cayman.
2. 55 pounds of total baggage per person. A gallon of water, as we all know, weighs 8 pounds. Alcohol has a lower molecular weight than water so lets say a gallon of ethanol weighs in at 7.9 pounds. Figure I can pour 5 gallons of my ethanol of choice into a plastic headpac. 5 x 7.9 = 39.5 lbs. Add in 2.2 pounds for the headpack brings me to 41.7 lbs. My BP/W weighs in at 8 lbs. 49.73. Mask, fins, shorty, regs, compass, timer, light bathing suit, tee shirt...7.5#'s. 57.3#!!!
CRAP!!!!!
Ok, compass has got to stay home, it's a freakin' wall dive. Go left, go right, go up, go down. Don't need the compass. Light... get real. I'm a NELD. I'm used to 10 feet of vis. Don't need no stinkin light. Toothbrush... Forget it. Spare underwear... Ya. right! Sunscreen... Please, can't get burned if you are underwater.
Ishouldknowbetter seems to have a problem paring her baggage down like I'm doing.
Any suggestions?
And as I see it, I've got two problems:
1. We are going to be in Little Cayman on Sunday and I'm going to miss the Pats game. I've already started to think of ways to start sweetalking Ishouldknowbetter into having a child that we can name Lawrece Moroney, and although I'm not holding my breath, I'm holding on to some hope. Please tell me that they have The NFL Ticket in Little Cayman.
2. 55 pounds of total baggage per person. A gallon of water, as we all know, weighs 8 pounds. Alcohol has a lower molecular weight than water so lets say a gallon of ethanol weighs in at 7.9 pounds. Figure I can pour 5 gallons of my ethanol of choice into a plastic headpac. 5 x 7.9 = 39.5 lbs. Add in 2.2 pounds for the headpack brings me to 41.7 lbs. My BP/W weighs in at 8 lbs. 49.73. Mask, fins, shorty, regs, compass, timer, light bathing suit, tee shirt...7.5#'s. 57.3#!!!
CRAP!!!!!
Ok, compass has got to stay home, it's a freakin' wall dive. Go left, go right, go up, go down. Don't need the compass. Light... get real. I'm a NELD. I'm used to 10 feet of vis. Don't need no stinkin light. Toothbrush... Forget it. Spare underwear... Ya. right! Sunscreen... Please, can't get burned if you are underwater.
Ishouldknowbetter seems to have a problem paring her baggage down like I'm doing.
Any suggestions?