Baby commercials (commercials designed to separate parents & grandparents from their cash for the most inane plastic gee-whiz crapola)
Baby TV shows (shows about babies, segments on new parenting and all the pop-culture around the latest baby whatzis...)
Insufferable new parents cooing pink wrinkled screamers inside, at the ______________ (hint: take that thing outside)
Public breastfeeding (get a towel or get a room...)
Koala tables in the mens room
Pop-up baby butt wipes in 4 designer scents
"Expectant Mothers" parking spaces. You're kidding, right?
$475 car seats that turn into strollers that turn into high chairs that turn into feeding tables that turn into thrill rides that turn into worthless piles of crap when the kid turns 2.
Very pregnant young (soon to be) moms in 2 piece swimsuits at my dive site. I just don't need to see that
Celebrity parents
The parade of nannies in the park every afternoon. Actually, that's pretty quiet and pretty mellow. I'll take this one back.
"The Right Start"
Minivans with entertainment systems for kids and babies. You're going to the store, not migrating west. Listen, Manifest Destiny.... can you and the posse get a grip for 8 minutes?
Jogging strollers with hand brakes
Disengaged parents
I love kids. Got no issues with kids. I've just chosen to remain child-free. I resent getting pummled with all things baby, infant and shiney new parent. It used to be easy to steer around this foofoorah, but its getting tougher.
It shouldn't make me mad, but it does. I'm so done with the baby culture.
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Ken