Shoot the DSMB from depth and start ascending diagonally to boat across the current such that as I'm blown from the wreck the boat can see me but I'm still trying to move in the correct direction.
In that kind of current, your DSMB will never reach the surface from depth. If it does, then it's going to pull you up with it and will act as a sail and take you for a ride.
Diagonal movement should help reduce chances of freeflow, but wouldn't just looking down or turning around and "swimming backwards" with occasional glances for direction correction do the same thing?
Your first two options may help. I'm not sure what the ability to swim backwards in that sort of current would be, but I'd suspect it to be highly inefficient.
Ditto . . .
Besides detuning the reg if it is adjustable, is it possible to cover your reg with your hand, or a hood, or something so the water pressure cannot get to it?
That could possibly help, but may not be your best option.
How about dropping to the deck and swimming behind structure to block the current?
Also an option, but keep in mind your depth, time, gas and distance to travel. Max depth is currently 90' Most people will dive slightly above a wreck, rather than right on the deck. So you could safely assume dropping to the deck would put you in the 100' range.
What about tying off the reel to the structure and using it as an ascent line, keeping your face out of the current?
In heavy current, you won't have enough scope to reach the surface. Also, you'd be in danger of the line breaking under the strain. You could find yourself drifting and still at 50' or so with no line left to deploy a bag or worse, with the loose line tangled all around you.
The problem with letting go and deploying the DSMB is (1) does the crew know what to look for? (2) Is the SMB large enough to be worthwhile? (3) it sounds the absolute last thing one would do, and the most dangerous.
1) Crews would likely be familiar with DSMB.
2) Depends. What do you carry?

3) I'm sure there are worse options.
That would work if you had enough line (like if you were carrying the 350' OMS reel).
With a 100' reel on a ~100' dive, you'll be flapping in the current like a flag when you run out of line somewhere around 50'. (actual depth depends on the current).
You can personally take care of #1 and #2, which makes #3 a non-problem.
I handle it by walking up to the boat captain and say "If you see a 9' Yellow SMB with my name on it drifting down current, I'd appreciate a pickup when you get a chance."
A little prep work takes care of a lot of problems. I'd never do a potentially high-current wreck without a big enough reel and a big SMB with a finger spool.
This comes back to planning for how to handle it when "the brown stuff" hits the fan, before ever getting into the water. Most emergencies can be turned into interesting dinner conversation with a minimal amount of effort before the dive.
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Correct and all good points. But as they say, hindsight is 20/20