Some years ago a rather rotund fellow had gathered himself to the front of the dive boat, a commercial and crowded boat, to don his wetsuit. Being as I like to set my gear up front, typically, I was entertained, against my will, with this fellow taking his cloths off, butt naked, to don his wetsuit which he had pre-wet and slathered with soap or some sort of liquid. It was fairly rough and the fellow lost his grip, with his legs stuck in the partially installed suit, a large wave hit, away he went. He slipped and slid, right past all the ladies and men, all the way to the stern, having shed his partially installed suit, while still butt naked. Had he had his senses about him, he should have just said, like, uh, it is my 100th, hand me my mask and tank!
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