What do you get when...

[Shaka Doug]

Q: What do you get when you cross a shellfish with a rabbit?

A: An Oyster Bunny


Q: What do you get when you cross a mollusk with a monkey?

A: A Shrimpanzee


Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a squid??

A: A Squawktopus!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Love those jokes!


Hope this makes you chuckle this fine Easter Sunday!! Happy Easter!

 

[Timoblue]

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? - Pokemon.

What do you call a sheep with no legs - A cloud.

What do you call a spider with no legs - A raisin.

What do you call a deer with no eyes - No idea.

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes - Youthinkhesaurus.

 

[smellzlikefish]

It is jokes like these that cause brain aneurysms. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Shaka Doug]

Q: Where do fish like to go on vacation?

A: Finland!

 

[friscuba]

the other marine related jokes I've always appreciated...

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it pretty much just waved.

How many men does it take to circumcise a whale?
4 skindivers.

 

[DMJulie]

HAHAH, thanks for the jokes

 

[Black_3000psi]

ah man i dont know any clean jokes.

 

[Timoblue]

 

[Nomadess 2012]

What's every fish's favorite book?
-- Huckleberry Fin!!!!!!

Who's the best dressed creature in the ocean?
-- The swordfish always looks pretty sharp!!!

Why did the stingray speak to the diver?
-- He wanted to have a manta-man talk ...

Much aloha from Maui

 

[ChimChim75]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.