What Burglars Won't Tell You . . .

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Jax

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THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets,
painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard
last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return
a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... And taste means there
are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me
wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might
leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove
it.

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot
tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm
company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too
easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on
the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's
not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock
your door-understandable . But understand this: I don't take a day off because
of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or
offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check
dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you
kee p your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system.
If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy
a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real
television. (Find it at faketv.com.)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and
carry a rake.. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your
neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it
again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing.
It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy
alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and
for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through
your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my
targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page or on ScubaBoard, either. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to
let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the
jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and
Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor. com; and
Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St.
Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzi, and whatever it is that brings you joy this season.
 
Excellent work Jax..
 
I lived with two women about 15 years ago. I came home from work and didn't notice anything until they got home from work. We'd been burgled. The top drawer of each dresser was dumped on the beds and only the gold jewelry was missing. Nothing was touched in my room. No silver jewelry taken

Fast forward to last year and 1000 miles away. My mothers house was burgled. Top dresser drawers dumped on the bed, only the gold jewelry was taken, he didn't touch the silver jewelry. She had just had a brick patio installed. The burglar came in the cellar window, right next to the patio.

In both cases the cops said the burglar is in and out in less than two minutes and he's walking down the street or picked up by his accomplice with nothing in his hands.

The top dresser drawer seems to be the place to hit.
 
I lock everything I'm not wearing into the safe, but just coming home to someone having been in your house gives you the heebie-jeebies . . . We walked into my friend's to find hers burgled - kids, because expensive stuff wasn't taken. She says she felt raped. She finally had to sell the house because she no longer felt comfortable in it.
 
That is great advice....whenever I'm hoteling it I always leave the TV on ....even it's just "Storm Stories" on the weather channel. Wife says I'm wasting electricity
 
I like my drug dealer neighbor calling at 4am after she got home from a trip at 230am-315am then had a guy that got outa her car. she supposidly saw a guy dressed all in black walking down our street and jump our fence (I closed myself in my "security room" which blacks out the monitor light for our cameras and saw the guy leave on a bike going down our road so just said nahh nobodys been down our road for the past hr except you and the guy that got outa your truck and rode down our street on his bicycle (she was quiet and said sorry) I think since she saw no lights come on and knows our yard is really well covered with cams, we have an alarm, a big dog, and her dad looked at our safe we have which is really heavy and thick steel (First one the company sold that big and it blew the tires on the dolly used to move it in with that guys moving it were like umm we have never seen this before) I hope she doesnt try wasting her time breaking into our house or setting it up to get burglarized. I dont want to have to clean up blood from my dog attacking someone in my house
 
Never leave the empty boxes from expensive items out in the open on garbage day next to the trash cans. It's like advertising whats new in your house.
 
Great information Jax!

Sometimes, the burglers are more of a menace to themselves...a little funny video for hump day!



Carolyn:shark2:
 
Some further thoughts:

Do not put the remote for your garage door opener in plain sight in your car. It is easy enough to get into your car and either (1) take the remote, (2) copy the dip switches on the remote, (3) copy the signal from the remote, or (4) swap the remote for a look-alike. It is also easy enough to get your address by looking at the registration in the glove box. Since you are not home, a burglar can simply go to your home, get into your garage using the remote or its code, close the garage door so he can work on the connecting door in peace and quiet and then burglarize your home. (There is a similar problem with coding the remote code into your car's onboard system.)

2. Do not keep the registration for your car in the glove box. Instead, put it under the seat in a plastic bag. This makes it just a bit harder for a burglar to get your address when you and your car are at the mall, beach, etc.
 
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