What are The 3 Rings of Marriage ???

[King_Neptune]

1. [red]ENGAGEMENT RING ...[/red]
   
2. [red]WEDDING RING ...[/red]
   
3. [red]S U F F E R I N G[/red]

:mission:


[sm](... and the only kind of answers I get around here are "Hey, it's a lot of hard work to be that big of a pain in the @$$!")[/sm]

 

[Dee]

Yep...you worked hard for that one!

 

[ckharlan66]

This thread should take care of it.

Chad

 

[Jonathan]

The last argument with the wife was my fault - she asked me what's on TV and I told her dust.....


Before I get attacked that is a joke, from the same source as King Neptunes I believe...

2nd disclaimer:
a) I am not married
b) I have a cleaner
c) I'm not that stupid - I hope!

 

[MissAmberDiva]

Caring
Bearing
Sharing

 

[Spectre]

MissAmberDiva once bubbled...
Caring
Bearing
Sharing

*sigh* Newlyweds...

 

[Louie]

But you forgot

BORING

 

[greg somers]

The soap scum ring around the bath,
The phone always ringing
And that ringing in your ears....(nag, nag nag...)
As the Toolman says....Arrgh..Arrgh..Argh.
Slobs of the world unite !!!!!!

 

[Wildbill]

A Real Classic I must tell my wife that one later!!!

 

[Tavi]

Who went through a year and a half of marriage counseling, trying to save his marriage, before finally getting divorced.
he says he spent thousands on counseling and all he remembers is that the man is always supposed to have the last words, and they are supposed to be..........yes dear. :huh: