What are The 3 Rings of Marriage ???

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Hey, you didnt mention "RING AROUND THE COLLAR"!! as in throttling or as Mandella's wife thought when using up the old tire pile! But then if you hit it right like I have you wouldnt complain, she's the best dive buddy, she does my wash, cleans the house, and has a job so we can dive more.

Dive Safe,
Caymaniac:boom:
 
a young guy is sat at a bar and the old guy next to him says son, one peice of advice for your wedding night.

on my wedding night we went upto to the room after the wedding, and i took my trousers off gave them to the wife and said try them on.

she tried and said they don't fit!

exactly i wear the trousers in this marriage and don't forget it!

and we have never had any problems.

the young guy gets married, when they go to the room, he takes his trousers off, gives them to his wife and tels her to try them on.

she tries tehm on and says they do't fit, exactly i wear the trousers and don't you forget it.

with that she takes her knickers off and hands them to him, try these on!

he tries them on and says it no use i can't get into them, exactly she says, and you are not going to unless you change your attitude!!
 
men do the moaning and groaning....
women get going....

two-thirds of all divorces are initiated by women (rutgers university, 2001)

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Well then, what does it mean when the women are doing the moaning and groaning, I've heard these noises before - in a particular position!!

Dive Safe?,
Caymaniac:jester:
 

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