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A friend of mine is big into geocaching and has an underwater cache.

He recently received this mail from somebody who accessed the cache.

Just to put you in the picture, they used a breeze block with rope attached to the end of a water bottle (float / buoy) as a line to mark the spot and dropped down on to the point for the search -seems sensible so far although I might have used something a bit more robust than a water bottle.

When they found the Geocache (which is under a concrete block) they decided to move the breeze block to that position, now read on .....

How to lift a breeze block and swim? I filled so much air into my jacket as I needed to lift the block. I did not want to drag the block over the sea bottom to not get sooooo much sand up. Reached smartgelb again, placed the block and now our trouble started - I have not been able to get the air out of my jacket. I did hold on your rope that did hold the slab and the blocks together and was floating feet up and have been unable to get my legs down. The jacket, I borrowed, had no emergency release on the lower end of the jacket, so the release openings have always been lower than the air bubble. To make a long story short: I decided to get rid of my jacket, including tank and regulator..... and made a controlled ascend with smartgelb using her 2nd regulator. The team on the boat had been a little shocked that the jacket came up without a diver!

I am surprised the jacket did not explode or was damaged in some way. the cache incidentally is around 12M deep

I assume that the "emergency release" is referring to the dump valve.
 
The BCD will let air out if it gets too full. I tested mine once and it makes a pop sound and shoves air out of the left shoulder dump. Sounds like a buddy could have helped get his feet down? If it was that full, even pulling on the shoulder valve would let some out, enough to be able to maneuver. Though honestly, this is the reason you shouldn't use your BCD to lift things. You can get into some serious trouble fast. For example if he had lost grip, he would have had a very very fast ascent that he may not have recovered from fast enough.

I also enjoy geocaching. The cache should have been easy to access once the location was found. Moving heavy blocks to get to it is silly. Why was it required to lift and move a block along the bottom? There's just so much wrong with this :p
 
What's a plonker?
 
noun

British origin. Popularized by U.K. sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'. Means penis, used as a derogatory term or an idiot, but also often used affectionately.

An absent-minded, or naive person.

You thought the Rolex he was selling you out of his suitcase in New York for $20 was real, because he told you it was? You plonker, Rodney!

A person prone to making mistakes

An accident prone or stupid person




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What's a plonker?


  • Plonker is a slang term of British origin whose meaning has evolved over time. Partridge in the third edition of his A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English in 1949 recorded the term as "low" slang for penis, "since ca. 1917". The term remains in recent use with that meaning.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonker


  • A fool; A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plonker


  • adj. Yet another word for calling someone an idiot. I'm tempted to write a Dictionary of British Insults. This is also (rarely) used to refer to one's penis (or someone else's, if you don't have one). I'm tempted to also write a Dictionary of British Words For Penis. ...
www3.telus.net/eddyelmer/Tools/BritDict.htm


  • (Brit.) : A foolish person, idiot or moron.
cyberpunk.asia/lexique.php


  • simply means you silly thing.
ethelsmith.hubpages.com/hub/UK-Slang-and-Colloquialisms

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Ok thanks! Do you have any pictures of his girlfriend?
 
We sell USA made 100 lb lift bags for $49.99...
 
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