"...we'll laugh at you and you'll look like a dork." - the Split

[mdb]

I lived in So Cal many years ago, before most of you dweebs were born, in fact Glycerin could pass for my illegit son, laugh at that:14:

Mauifish: Yep, look at the profiles, geared up for the south pole for a bunny dive off some so.cal beach. They will deploy, drill, signal, etc. most will never see a serious cave or even a good sized wreck. On the other hand, any diving is better than no diving.

 

[divinginn]

hey mr internet diver,if your five year old gear still looks brand spanking new,we will laugh at you and you will look like a dork.:no

 

[Robert Phillips]

Mauifish: Yep, look at the profiles, geared up for the south pole for a bunny dive off some so.cal beach. They will deploy, drill, signal, etc. most will never see a serious cave or even a good sized wreck. On the other hand, any diving is better than no diving.

Then laugh at us because you think we look like dorks, but you're going to have to bring something or we will laugh at you because you look like a dork!

And if I were going to dive the south pole I'd have to use a different undergarment.
Bunny dives... funny.

 

[Teamcasa]

Just as he began to laugh and call him a dork

…the dork snatched him by his scrawny neck and pinched his head off.
…the dork slipped a little accidentally pushed him overboard.
…the dork accidentally dropped his Mike Nelson dive knife .. onto the laughers toe.
…the dork began to laugh, his antagonist was leaking a smelly yellow substance from his drysuit.
…the dork giggled knowing he had paid the boat captain to short fill his foe’s tanks.
…the dork half-suppressed his smile knowing the baby powder had a little itching powder mixed in.
…the dork was sleeping with his adversary’s wife/girlfriend.

Aint this fun!

Dave

 

[jenazah]

Mauifish: Yep, look at the profiles, geared up for the south pole for a bunny dive off some so.cal beach. They will deploy, drill, signal, etc. most will never see a serious cave or even a good sized wreck. On the other hand, any diving is better than no diving.

No good sized wreck ???? You obviously never been to the Kismet.

 

[orangelion03]

No good sized wreck ???? You obviously never been to the Kismet.

Yah...the silt there is a real beech

 

[Teamcasa]

No good sized wreck ???? You obviously never been to the Kismet.

Oh man - this is funny!!!

Dave

 

[FishTaco]

8000+ posts on the internet, does not a diver make.
Does the word "wannabe" ring a bell?
You might wanna put down the keyboard and work on your skills, or we're all gonna laugh at you, and you'll look like a dork.

Chris

 

[merxlin]

If you get your panties in a wad because of something not specific to you was posted on the internet, we're going to laugh at you and you'll look like a dork.

If you can't laugh at yourself, we'll do it for you and you'll look like a dork.

If you don't find this thread hillarious.......but wonder why everyone is laughing at you....well might as well face it.......you know what you are....

 

[daniel f aleman]

Nothing wrong with a 10" Mike Nelson knife there, surferboy. And who's callin' who a dork? Huh?