Hey you! Yeah, you with the yacht-sized ego. We see you, clicking on all the threads on Scubaboard with your screen name in them...you actually believe that all these people are talking about you! You think that lightning has struck, and you are suddenly the most popular person on Scubaboard. We see you checking your hair and teeth in the reflection of your computer, cuz you're thinking that if you're that popular you'd better start taking a little more care with your appearance. Your name is everywhere! Everyone LOVES you! You always wondered what it felt like to be at the top of the social food chain. Back in high school, you'd gaze at the beautiful people in the "in" clique, and dream what it would feel like to be one of them...and now you ARE! Everyone knows your name! Or, at least your screen name. When April Fool's Day is over and the board gets back to normal and you realize that everywhere you saw your name, everyone else saw their own name...we'll laugh at you and you'll look like a dork.