Yes sir, I really just borrowed your words without intent to single you out. I know you are a good diver and would not taco your wing!
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I may have been 19 or 20yo and I think I may have weighed 150 pounds, no exposure suit, nothing but a t shirt and swim suit. I was on a boat in Key West. The DM asked if everybody had a weight belt and that everybody NEEDED a weight belt and I raised my hand that I therefore needed one because he said so. So the DM came over and looked at me, fiddled around in the weight bin and produced me a belt, I put it on. All I had for a BC was a Dacor SeaChute with maybe 12 pounds of lift in the BC bladder plus another 15 in the CO2 section. Predictably I jumped in and went straight to the bottom. No problem I thought, it had a fancy power inflator, I inflated the BC until it burped and I was still glued to the bottom. In a little while I decided to fire the CO2 cartridge and reluctantly gravity let me go and buoyancy won out, barely. I had enough lead for three people. I took off the belt and dived without. Not everyone NEEDS a weight belt
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