It's kinda tricky: being a rank newbie I don't have stories that would interest Brian or Dan - or most other veteran DIR divers.
We have a growing group of divers locally who have gone through Fundies despite the mocking (mostly in jest ... mostly ...) from LDS and dive buddies. And you are correct, our experience in DIR diving really is limited. So threads like this one - while no doubt agonizingly boring to some - is something we can contribute to, read, laugh at while recognizing our own blundering and excuses.
Btw. I've read most of the Fundies threads and don't remember any particular whining about "how hard it is". On the contrary, I think most are a recognition that Fundies was a big leap from what we were originally used to and that we all came away with a new appreciation for what diving can be.
Rather than raggin' on us for doing so (really sucks getting it from both sides ...), how about contributing to *my* growth within the system with some basic pointers. I know it's been done to death and you're no doubt sick and tired of it, and a search would provide enough answers for weeks of reading. But things are evolving within the system, and current hands-on knowledge as well as "historical" background would be interesting and helpful to us newbies.
I can't instantly rise to your level of knowledge and skills and contribute with threads you would find new and interesting. So unless you're willing to stoop to my level ... <shrug>
And quite frankly, in this thread, which is so clearly tongue-in-cheek and just for grins, the best approach would be to just relax and laugh.
Henrik