Maybe we can drop it into Lake Lanier, here in Georgia...Maybe Pensacola/Orange Beach, AL can come up with $2mil to buy it and sink it in the upper gulf, near the Oriskany...
- We'd get a nice local wreck to dive...
- It might displace enough water to bring the lake back up to normal summer pooling
- We could finally do wreck classes without having to drive to the coast...
- If we drop it shallow enough, maybe it'd keep those wake-jamming 50 foot Hatteras yachts, that should be in the Gulf, or Intercoastal, the hell out of our little lake...
(I wonder how many MH-47G Chinooks it would take to lift the thing...)