Utterly Brilliant Diver!

Please register or login

Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.

Benefits of registering include

  • Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
  • A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
  • You can make this box go away

Joining is quick and easy. Log in or Register now!

Mike Edmonston

Contributor
Scuba Instructor
Messages
770
Reaction score
6
Location
Central Florida
# of dives
I'm a Fish!
This letter is directed solely to the Cave Diver that went in through devil's ear around 11:00 AM on Sunday Nov 2. You were in a red DUI suit and had 2 al80 stages and 1 al40 o2 deco bottle. All with E.E. rental stickers and vis.

1. I want to thank you for pushing our team out of your way when you barreled down the entrance to the ear. We were obviously in your way, since we were putting in a guideline, and that seemed to annoy you. Nothing like knocking a new cavern diver's mask around to show the respect cave divers have for each other.

2. I also want to congratulate you on your flawless form and organisational skills when you were pulling and gliding on the floor of the gallery, while simultaneously rearranging the rocks to make them easier to reach. maybe looking up would have been a good idea.

3. Once at the lips it was so nice of you to repeatedly RAM YOUR STAGES into the rocks as you tried to pass through. Personally, I won't be satisfied until it's at least 2 or 3 feet higher through that restriction, and I appreciate the hard work you put forth.

4. All that work must have been tough, as you clipped off your first stage between the lips and the keyhole. It's not your SAC, it must have been the depth.

Once you went through the keyhole, I turned my head and headed back as I couldn't bare to see that restriction widened any more!

I'm not sure if you had a problem, or if you hit your thirds, but after 25 minutes or so you came back through the gallery as we were exiting the system and reeling up.

5. I understand that you enjoy diving in a team environment, but I really would have appreciated it if you would have picked a team before entering the water and not jumping in between our #2 and #3 divers when they were reeling up and exiting the system.

6. I don't really know why you felt that you needed to do your DECO between the log and the entrance, therefore blocking exit or entrance to the system.

7. You might want to work on your situational awareness, as a 35W HID flailing back and forth 6 feet away from you, might mean PAY ATTENTION, or maybe GTF out of the way.

I truly hope you had a great dive, and that you made the upstream connection between Ginnie and Wakulla. But next time you pull a stunt like that on my team, I can assure you that you will be surgically removing twin 130's from your @ss!

You are an embarrasment to the organisation that YOU THINK you represent! Those guys work hard to hone their skills, and all you do is make the whole of them look very bad! :shakehead:
 
Nicely put...I especially think that the threat of twin 130s causing a bit of blockage should get the point across.;)
 
Mike, can I offer the plaintive observation that anybody on earth can rent tanks from EE?

Diving solo is anathema to the organization you're accusing this diver of belonging to.

Jerks are jerks, and they come in all flavors.
 
Mike, well done! I think you were just describing the guy by mentioningthat he was decked out in E.E. stuff and letting him know that others may think he actually Does represent that team when he obviously is not one by his actions.....

Well written.
 
This letter is directed solely to the Cave Diver that went in through devil's ear around 11:00 AM on Sunday Nov 2.

Well said.
 
Thank goodness...I was concerned that in spite of finding a-holes everywhere else, that none would be found in the caving community.
 
Too bad the jerk wasn't around when you and your team surfaced. I have a feeling that would have been even more interesting than your description of his (lack of) diving skills and etiquette. ;)
 
Some people will just never get it.
 
Very well put, my friend! :)
 
Sounds very similar to the guy that shoved my 11yo step daughter (4'6", 70lbs, on her 8th dive) out of the way as we were exiting and he was entering Ginnie Ballroom this spring knocking her mask and reg off. I was reaching for his primary regulator hose as he turned away from me. Don't know about you mate, but next time I'm treated like that I will be removing a reg and it won't be mine! I heartily recommend that as a tried and true method of gaining someones attention.
 

Back
Top Bottom