El Graduado
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A long time ago, I was metal detecting in almost 5 feet of water using scuba off the beach at Playa Azul. I had been underwater long enough, I guess, that the couple who entered from the beach and walked out to water up to their necks didn’t know I was there. The water was super clear and my regulator was bubbling, but they were apparently oblivious to my presence. As I was waving my detector in a sweeping motion, the guy almost stepped on me and I quickly moved away. I guess he saw my outline move against the white sand, or something, because he stuck his head underwater and looked around. I am sure his vision was blurry in the saltwater and it probably burned his eyes, too, since he immediately jerked his head up back out of the water. He had his arm around his wife and I figured they weren’t going anywhere after that, so I kept sweeping the sandy bottom with my detector. Pretty soon, I looked over and she had her bikini bottom off and he had his trunks around his ankles. I was about four feet away, so I stood up and said “Hi!” They freaked out, and she had to have him help find her bikini bottom so she could put it back on. They were both very embarrassed. I nearly choked, laughing so hard.