Unresponsive diver! Call for pizza!

[jjhill]

I am a certified advanced pizza eater with my deep classification. I'm going on vacation next month to an area where I've never eaten pizza before. Would it be better to go out and enjoy my own pizza within the limits of my certification or would it be better to hire a master pizza eater for a guided meal of local cuisine?

 

[Digger54]

I recently got my Rescue Diver certification here in Los Angeles, and it was great fun! I wrote an essay about the experience for my blog, and I thought some here might appreciate it. Feel free to check it out on my blog:

Unresponsive diver! Call for pizza!
Unresponsive diver! Call for pizza! - Without Baggage

Enjoy!
-Hank

Hank:

Looking at the picture on your blog --- do my eyes deceive me or is someone holding an oxygen mask against the unresponsive diver's crotch??

Don't remember that one from my Rescue class.

We did call for pizza, though.

 

[emttim]

Hank,
Thanks for starting such an entertaining thread. You and the other contributors really have me LMAO. And I have a sudden urge for pizza for supper tonight. <Sigh>....and I was doing so good on my diet that I started today until this thread. I'm in trouble now.....help! Call for pizza!

Now hold on just a minute! If you're going to eat that pizza at night, are you Night Certified for eating pizza?

 

[JoyfulNoise]

Bravo and congrats.

 

[river_sand_bar]

Hank:

Looking at the picture on your blog --- do my eyes deceive me or is someone holding an oxygen mask against the unresponsive diver's crotch??

Don't remember that one from my Rescue class.

We did call for pizza, though.

Actually, in the picture it looks more like the guy is using a p-pump...

 

[Katamuki]

If the guy ate a bad pizza then those arent chest compressions but rather stomach pumps by the guy in the middle of the picture?

 

[jupitermermaid]

pass over this entry......I'm not computer certified...made a double entry.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Now hold on just a minute! If you're going to eat that pizza at night, are you Night Certified for eating pizza?

OMG!!! I didn't even think about that! I don't have night certification, but I have dived 14 night dives before with qualified divers. Does that count? I had multiple back-up lights in case one malfunctioned. I also did a solo (which I have never done at night diving, so that count against me?) I would hate to think I'd have to take a trip to the decompression chamber (also known as Weight Watchers) because I wasn't qualified enough to eat the pizza and overate my qualifications. I'm so confused as to what makes a "good" diver.. (or pizza eater)..

 

[scubajcf]

Just post your problem on Pizzaboard.com and you will get a dozen different answers, a couple of arguments, a flame, accused of being sockpuppet and troll and ultimately a consensus that everyone is right and wrong at the same time. If you're lucky, they will sticky the thread and you will still have your problem.


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He did not just say that, did he?






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[NudeDiver]

My rescue class begins tonight. I sincerely hope that no pizza or beer are involved. We have a local pizza place here that is just soooooooooooooo popular. You can wait in line several hours to eat their pizza. I don't get it. I think their pizza sucks. Even Pizza Hut is better than these people. Nevertheless, if you're ever around people who want to call and order pizza, you can bet your last dollar that they will call this particular pizza place.

Now, as it so happens, this pizza place also makes their own beer. All kinds of beer. Once again, people talk about their beer and it is sooooooooooooo popular. People will wait in line for hours and hours to drink the beer and eat the pizza from this place. I dunno why. I can't stand the smell of beer, let alone the taste. So, naturally, when it comes to why people like their beer so much - it's just completely lost on me.

So, rather than someone ordering Pizza after our rescue class, I hope we just go to Wendy's or something.