Unresponsive diver! Call for pizza!

[oreocookie]

So really, it's a pizza through.

And the pizza spends how long inside you? hours? Does that make it a technical pizza? with redundant pepperoni and extra cheese? Or do you need a redundant digestive system to tackle this?

 

[NudeDiver]

My rescue class begins tonight. I sincerely hope that no pizza or beer are involved. We have a local pizza place here that is just soooooooooooooo popular. You can wait in line several hours to eat their pizza. I don't get it. I think their pizza sucks. Even Pizza Hut is better than these people. Nevertheless, if you're ever around people who want to call and order pizza, you can bet your last dollar that they will call this particular pizza place.

Now, as it so happens, this pizza place also makes their own beer. All kinds of beer. Once again, people talk about their beer and it is sooooooooooooo popular. People will wait in line for hours and hours to drink the beer and eat the pizza from this place. I dunno why. I can't stand the smell of beer, let alone the taste. So, naturally, when it comes to why people like their beer so much - it's just completely lost on me.

So, rather than someone ordering Pizza after our rescue class, I hope we just go to Wendy's or something.

Had an EFR class the other day. At lunch time, they ordered pizza from the crappy and overrated pizza joint indicated above - as predicted.

 

[emttim]

This thread is honestly the funniest stuff I've ever read....someone should sticky this somewhere.

 

[Guba]

I'm sure this is just all wrong. You see, I talked with one of the "more experienced" members of SB, and he lamented that folks these days just don't know what they're doing. Why, back in "the day", divers had to eat a whole ten inch pizza while holding their breath. They had to bring up two pizzas from depth free diving, not to mention the 14 inch pizza meal WITH NO AIDS OR ASSISTANCE. He said they also drilled over a lot of stuff that new divers nowadays don't have to do, including advanced menu reading, pepper placement, cheese management, and even drills with cavatini and, of course, spaghetti.
Clearly, divers (and specifically those using pizza) today are not getting the type of training necessary to be GOOD pizza divers.

 

[freediver]

I'm sure this is just all wrong. You see, I talked with one of the "more experienced" members of SB, and he lamented that folks these days just don't know what they're doing. Why, back in "the day", divers had to eat a whole ten inch pizza while holding their breath. They had to bring up two pizzas from depth free diving, not to mention the 14 inch pizza meal WITH NO AIDS OR ASSISTANCE.

Ahhhh yes.......I remember those days. We lost some good ones back then......pizzas that is. That was a great time and place..it was a place where the beer flowed like wine. It was a time where nothing mattered but pizza........and girls. That's right, pizza and girls. Yes! Pizza, girls........and Mustangs, that's all that mattered.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Yeah, they have really dumbed down the course now. Back in "the day" they didn't even deliver pizza to your door. You had to actually go to the restaurant and eat it there or bring it home yourself. I bet pizza navigation is really poor with new eaters.

 

[J.R.]

Ahhhh yes.......I remember those days. We lost some good ones back then......pizzas that is. That was a great time and place..it was a place where the beer flowed like wine. It was a time where nothing mattered but pizza........and girls. That's right, pizza and girls. Yes! Pizza, girls........and Mustangs, that's all that mattered.

oooooooohhhooooooo..... MUSTANGS!!!!!

... yup... and the pizzas, as I recalled weren't filled up with all these modern yuppie ingredi-ments and side dishes. ... cheese and pepparoni... just the basics. ... and the pepparoni was GREASY... and we were thankful for it...

Ah... the good ol' days...

:cool2:

... oh-oh... FLASHBACK... "cold pizza, warm beer and J-VALVES!!!"

 

[Clammy]

Remember, when doing Ultra Deep Dish pizza, you MUST have extra or double cheese. During Pizza Throughs that have one entrance and a separate one way exit, it might be considered a technical pizza depending on length of time between entrance and exit. This varies from person to person. If there is going to be more activity, then extra to double cheese is a must. In the event that there is going to be decompression due to excess gas buildup/loading, please make sure that no one is in the vicinity of the exit. PIZZA DECOMPRESSION IS THE ONE INSTANCE WHERE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SOLO!!

Multi cheese Pizzas may also be required. Depending on the mix of cheese, this may cause MORE or LESS Pizza decompression. Cheese mixing should only be done by a person who is qualified and trained to do so.

 

[Guba]

MUSTANGS! YES!

My first car ('66 Pony), and I've had three more Mustangs since then. (No, I don't wear them out...well, not much anyway.)

 

[J.R.]

... BUT... one word of caution... never, NEVER, NEVER order a pizza you don't intend to take delivery on... prank pizza orders result in highly irate delivery dudes...