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[Blackwood]

I really like frozen Pizzas.... so do you think I would do good with taking a ice pizza specialty?

Only if you're going to penetrate the pizza...

(I'm not sure what that means. It may be funny, or it may be disgusting).

 

[dwhthediver]

I see it is fun poking fun at PADI, well the biggest always get the biggest slams, are any certification agencies any different? After all, they are FOR PROFIT corporations, and after seeing some instructors from other agencies out at the local quarry, I am glad I am a PADI instructor, I see SSI instructors working alone with 12-14 students :shocked2:, and an SDI instructor with 9 students alone, now I admit that I do not know what standards for these organizations are but that is pushing it, keeping the students safe and comfortable seems awfully tough with that many and no CA or 2

 

[Clammy]

I see it is fun poking fun at PADI, well the biggest always get the biggest slams, are any certification agencies any different? After all, they are FOR PROFIT corporations, and after seeing some instructors from other agencies out at the local quarry, I am glad I am a PADI instructor, I see SSI instructors working alone with 12-14 students :shocked2:, and an SDI instructor with 9 students alone, now I admit that I do not know what standards for these organizations are but that is pushing it, keeping the students safe and comfortable seems awfully tough with that many and no CA or 2

I don't think this post is about a slam to padi (I'm padi as are probably a lot or most of the people that posted). It's just a funny post!!!

 

[NudeDiver]

Only if you're going to penetrate the pizza...

...which I guess is better than the pizza penetrating you. I don't think that's a specialty I want to be certified in.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Actually, if you think about it, the pizza DOES penetrate you. You put it in your mouth, take a bite, chew, and swallow. That's DEEP penetration. And it leaves at a different exit than from where it entered (unless you drink large volumes of booze while you're eating the pizza and vomit).

 

[crpntr133]

Nobody has mentioned going OOA (out of appetite).

 

[J.R.]

I wouldn't recommend the PADI Pizza though - Pepperoni And Duck Innards :wacko:

... a pate' pizza??

 

[NudeDiver]

Actually, if you think about it, the pizza DOES penetrate you. You put it in your mouth, take a bite, chew, and swallow. That's DEEP penetration. And it leaves at a different exit than from where it entered (unless you drink large volumes of booze while you're eating the pizza and vomit).

Unless you have some weird pizza, the pizza does not penetrate you. What happens is that you envelop the pizza. Why? Because you are the one taking action. For the pizza to penetrate you, the pizza would have to take action - but it doesn't. If it did - if you really had some self aware pizza that could move on its own, only then could it penetrate you.

 

[J.R.]

For the pizza to penetrate you, the pizza would have to take action - but it doesn't.

Let's explore this a minute...

I smell the lucious oder of pizza wafting out on the dulcit breeze to tantalize my ofactory senses and induce a gustatory yearning. It speaks to me in pizza-talk (a "Supreme" dialect), "I'm READY for you... I await you... come and get me." The call continues... quietly... becomingly... beguilingly.

"But I'm on a diet..." I think to myself...

"I'm HERE... pepparoni laiden... DOUBLE cheese...", it responds.

Against all of my will power it calls me to it... IT makes my hand reach out for a slice... it makes my taste buds water...


... don't know about you... but I'd call that taking an ACTIVE roll...

 

[Clammy]

Actually, if you think about it, the pizza DOES penetrate you. You put it in your mouth, take a bite, chew, and swallow. That's DEEP penetration. And it leaves at a different exit than from where it entered (unless you drink large volumes of booze while you're eating the pizza and vomit).

So really, it's a pizza through.