"Deserved" perhaps in a karmic sense, and not even DCS, so I apologise, but I had a very strange - and painful - diving experience that I've never quite worked out.
On a boat trip with friends, I decided it would be cool to bring along a few of extra tanks and give some of the "did my cert in 1999, haven't dived since"-types a bit of a swim around in 8m, sandy bottom, good viz, no current, etc. etc. conditions. Each dive maybe 15-20 mins or so.
With me all the time was my then regular dive buddy, so we had two guys at hand if anything went wrong.
Basically, it all went fine, and we even took a couple of guys who were interested, but had no experience at all into the sea from the beach. With the complete novices, we never went deeper than 2-3m, so no biggie.
Anyway, I ended up spending most of the day playing mum to a load of inexperienced divers. It was actually kinda fun seeing their faces as they breathed, yes breathed under water. Total time maybe 3 1/2 hours in the water.
Last dive over, I surfaced near the boat, my buddy helped the new guy to the stairs, and without any warning, something went "pop" in my right knee. I was not even finning at the time, just floating on my back.
It was excruciatingly painful, but being a trooper, I got stuck into the beer afterwards. I limped for a couple of days after as well
No idea what it was, and it's never happened since, but I'm happy to listen to suggestions.