oldschoolto
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View attachment 415351 I bought a gigantic Iguana - overnighting in Phuket I needed to go to an Aussie bar to watch the Lightening Stakes (I had racehorses at the time) so some dude with the obligatory iguana take picture was strolling along and I was watching this poor iguana getting dropped, having beer poured in his mouth etc the usual Bangla road stupidity so I bought the Iguana after much negotiations to save him from another night in and out of the clubs and bars. Seemed like a good idea at the time, except I was staying in a very expensive 5 star hotel on another part of the island so I spent the night cleaning up iguana guano and ordering various menu items to see what he would eat. Even worse, I had a dive boat transfer picking me up at 7am. I'm probably one of the few people to ever turn up with a large iguana as a dive buddy. I paid the driver to look after Iggy for me while I was diving (thankfully he did) but then had to do something with the iguana as there was no way I could sneak him through customs. I had friends living down in Songkhla so I caught buses and taxis to the end of the country to give him to my mates where he still lives happily today. All up the iguana souvenier cost me about $2500 including his likeness I had tattooed on my back seeing I couldn't take him home.
I try to now buy things that aren't so..stupid...Spices from spice islands are my usual thing, some nice carved bowls from PNG, lace work and Valiha's from Madagascar..also not technically allowed through customs but much easier to conceal than a large iguana
Love the story.... Sounds like one of my adventures... But, you were sober..
Jim..