As Valentines is fast approaching here is a few gift ideas in the form of training courses avaliable for your other half (or just a refresher)........
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN
1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combatting The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Every Day
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
10. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Introduction to Petrol
14. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
15. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off
16. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
17. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
18. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People
19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His
20. Sex: It's For The Married Couple Too
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. TV Remotes: For Men Only
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR MEN
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Tree Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts
16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can fix everything.
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN
1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combatting The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Every Day
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
10. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Introduction to Petrol
14. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
15. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off
16. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
17. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
18. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People
19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His
20. Sex: It's For The Married Couple Too
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. TV Remotes: For Men Only
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR MEN
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Tree Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts
16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can fix everything.
